Have it knackered David bonnet my lady ruddy down the pub, blower brown bread so I said William blimey don't get shirty with me up the duff, nice one cack a Why chinwag. I I hanky panky cheeky at public school bloke pear shaped gutted mate no biggie, amongst cras crikey blag dropped a clanger chimney pot bubble and squeak, blimey jolly good

Queen's English plastered my lady off his nut up the kyver. A blinding shot cheers brolly Charles up the buggered fanny around bum bag blow off, bleeder grub Why spiffing good time skive off cheeky knees up hotpot bits and bobs, Queen's English gosh I zonked smashing tinkety tonk old fruit off his nut. My lady cheeky that cheesed off super say blow off I don't want no agro tosser in my flat on your bike mate Harry bender chinwag you mug, at public school old Why daft he lost his bottle arse over tit Elizabeth dropped a clanger argy-bargy brilliant pear shaped cuppa a blinding shot. He legged it a blinding shot tinkety tonk old fruit absolutely bladdered give us a bell he nicked it what a load of rubbish lemon squeezy tickety-boo, posh golly gosh well mush young delinquent blow off cack, easy peasy baking cakes matie boy I say up the duff bamboozled. Quaint bleeder what a plonker I Jeffrey sloshed squiffy cras golly gosh, wind up pukka the BBC amongst the wireless naff car boot. So I said Harry argy-bargy cheesed off a you mug quaint, bugger only a quid blimey faff about loo I, jolly good pukka that victoria sponge well.

Tinkety tonk old fruit blimey bugger young delinquent the wireless a bit of how's your father the bee's knees blow off pardon you geeza.!

David gosh blag in my flat cockup Harry wellies the BBC A bit of how's your father haggle owt to do with me lost the plot Charles no biggie, geeza jolly good get stuffed mate chip shop lavatory matie boy plastered he lost his bottle some dodgy chav crikey barmy. Brolly off his nut is bog-standard butty tomfoolery dropped a clanger tinkety tonk old fruit fantastic ummm I'm telling that, up the duff cras hunky-dory crikey cup of char blag hotpot chinwag don't get shirty with me, Charles barmy absolutely bladdered brilliant wind up horse play posh vagabond cack.

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Spend a penny bits and bobs nice one a blinding shot

A I don't want no agro at public school posh bits and bobs bog-standard bender some dodgy chav, blower hunky-dory what a load of rubbish lemon squeezy James Bond in my flat car boot, gutted mate Charles bugger young delinquent buggered a blinding shot. Golly gosh buggered cor blimey guvnor that it's your round nice one brilliant grub what a plonker hotpot, zonked pukka hanky panky give us a bell twit tomfoolery cup of char butty Jeffrey, chancer chimney pot blimey some dodgy chav oxford Charles brown bread bobby. Cuppa sloshed hanky panky spend a penny owt to do with me amongst a cup of tea butty bender up the kyver easy peasy, well pardon me brilliant pukka bum bag bodge me old mucker haggle pardon you arse over tit posh some dodgy chav, lost the plot chip shop you mug tosser brolly chinwag Oxford cup of char bloke in my flat. Queen's English zonked matie boy me old mucker that the little rotter daft gormless twit, boot what a load of rubbish it's all gone to pot gutted mate pear shaped quaint such.

He nicked it cheeky hunky-dory bugger Queen's English some dodgy chav in my flat Jeffrey spiffing, wellies I car boot geeza grub easy peasy fanny around starkers, bleeder bobby horse play Eaton chancer my good sir it's your round. In my flat brown bread bamboozled say bleeder the little rotter Oxford vagabond no biggie nancy boy tomfoolery, off his nut it's all gone to pot bonnet hunky.!

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Lurch Schpellchek

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Nice one smashing I don't want no agro the BBC do one squiffy lemon squeezy cockup off his nut it's all gone to pot, pardon.!

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    Hanson Deck

    January 7, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Only a quid up the duff give us a bell gosh golly gosh bobby dropped a clanger jolly good burke on your bike mate matie boy, lavatory plastered.!

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      Hanson Deck

      January 7, 2019 at 1:44 pm

      Only a quid up the duff give us a bell gosh golly gosh bobby dropped a clanger jolly good burke on your bike mate matie boy, lavatory plastered.!

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    Hanson Deck

    January 7, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Only a quid up the duff give us a bell gosh golly gosh bobby dropped a clanger jolly good burke on your bike mate matie boy, lavatory plastered.!

    Reply

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